How about trying the latest offering from Northwest Airlines (NWA). They apparently began offering “Penis” on board according to CNN anchorwoman Zain Verjee.
During her report, she made a mistake on what is commonly known as “Freudian slip” when she should have said “peanuts” instead of "penis".
In all seriousness, Verjee proclaimed:
“Northwest began serving penis this month as its merger partner Atlanta-based Delta airlines has done for years,” Verjee said.
And she also added:
“Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country.”
Damn, what is she thinking?
Anyway, here's the video...